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16

Feb

That moment when you notice how bad your signature is compared to your friends’…

That moment when you notice how bad your signature is compared to your friends’…

14

Feb

For who knows how long I have wanted and needed my bangs cut. Just like two minutes ago I cut them myself and my family laughed at me for cutting my hair like a child would…I only did it because they are ass holes and didn’t take me to go get them done professionally…So fuck you world I quite like my new choppy bangs! At least I wasn’t like my brother and sister and shave off my eyebrows…

10

Feb

Had to go to the doctor and my normal doctor was sick so the doctor I saw was new...He was kanda cute! ;)

06

Feb

1,215,307 plays

cumber-porn:

moriarty-isnot-deaded:

theangelsparade:

my-nerdiverse:

fishsticks-not-dicks:

threeyearsonemonthandfivedays:

uncommonlymodestmermaid:

i-love-you-most-ardently:

chloebeale:

sendricamp:

Bohemian Rhapsody. Double Speed.

if you can listen to this entire thing with a straight face i will give you a cookie

I SHIT MYSELF LAUGHING 0.2 SECONDS IN OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

at first i was like challenge accepted but then Galileo happened

JESSU CHIRTS

still better than every other song

im doing a pretty good job of keeping a straight face….

0_0

i have no emotions

OMG! I just died laughing …

It’s like the fucking mice from Cinderella did a cover of Queen…..

(Source: loveislikeatarnishedring)

04

Feb

So I attempted drawing Thorin Oakenshield. I was quite proud of my unfinished work so I went upstairs to show my mom and sister…

Mom: Is it Jesus?

Me: Yes mom that’s just why it says THORIN OAKENSHIELD on the top! *shows sister*

Sister: It’s good…But your handwriting sucks.

Me: Maybe I should just fucking use a stencil next time!

Sister: How about you re do it and use a stencil?

Me:*flips sister off* Fuck you! *stomps back downstairs*

30

Jan

Has anyone else ever been shipped with four different people at the same time?

28

Jan

Apparently my dad convinced my mom to buy him one new boot instead of two so when I got home he was wearing one old boot and one new boot so I was like “Hey dad I like your new boot.” So he obviously took me seriously and said thank you and when I asked my mom where the other boot was she said it was still at the store because they only bought one…

19

Jan

All I want right now is to find a guy who loves me for me and to go to Texas to start my career as an actress.

06

Jan

So my sister just watched The Hobbit An Unexpected Journey for the first time and comes up to me and asks “Who was that blonde with caterpillars on his face riding Sam Winchester?” All I could do was laugh. Soon this got to the point to where I was about to pass out…

27

Dec

gandalfsapprentice:

I don’t know who this belongs to, but it gives me wonderful feelings.

DA FEELS!

gandalfsapprentice:

I don’t know who this belongs to, but it gives me wonderful feelings.

DA FEELS!